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kumnandi ukubhejwa ngumalume

Indaba yami noMlue ayiphelelanga emgwaqeni saqhubeka saxoxa ku Whatsapp elokhu encoma indlela ebengimthinta ngayo ipipi esho nokuthi ubeqala ukuchanyiswa yisandla somuntu wesfazane engalifakile emlonyeni. Sasixoxa ngize ngibe manzi te, ngangizithola sengidlalisa bean ngingaqondile almost every night before ngile. Waze wayisilingo nangu u-guy bakwethu. Besengizwa kahlw ukuthi cha ngiyamfuna okwangempela. Phela ngalibona kahle leliyapipi likhulu kamnandi, lihle nje, linekhinqi elingathi likhulu, besekuba yilemthambo evela uma seliqinile mmm yazi limnandi ulibuka ipipi lomfana. Kuthe nge weekend le esisuka kuyo ngazidela. Saxoxa wathi uzongilanda ntambama, nangempela ngageza ngagqoka ngazenza nje ngaba muhle. Afike ke uguy vishe kwakungabo 7 sekuhwalele, angithathe sihambe. Siyahamba kodwa mina sengfisa ngabe sesifikile endlini phela kade ngangimhalela uMlue futhi namanje angikholwa ukuthi yimina lo oyobhejwa. Sihamba nje sengivele ngimanzi. Afike apake e-garage qede angithi ma...

Ukwazana saqala kusukela sisebancane

Ukwazana saqala kusukela sisebancane kodwa wabuye wahhamba wayohlala kwenye indawo for 3years wasebuya ezohlala la ukuzwana kwethu akekho owayengasihlukanisa yonke indawo besijwayele ukuhamba sobabili ayke ngosuku lumbe kumakhaza nje afike umngani wami asijwayele ukbizana ngamagama sbizana ngoF. Sihleli kusofa owodwa akhomuntu laykhaya mngan asukume athi usaya ekhaya kubo khona into azobuya nayo ay nangempela ahambe ebuye neMovie acele siyfake ngaphandle inesithombe zamantombazane awu3 ngathi ashaya iCar wash ayke ngiyfake. Acele ngiyehlise iVolume nangempela ngenzenjalo ngimnike iRemote aybambe bese eSelecter enye iPart habo imuvi kamabhebhana ay iqale lapho umngan wami nghleli naye ulokhe engxoxela ukuthi iyiphi iPart aythandayo lapho intombazane ihleli kumjita ehleli kwi Chair lapho umthondo wami usumile qaze waqhansa imithambo. Siybuke bese eyangbuza friend uRight ? Ngphendule F wami sengfile umthondo usubhlungu ahleke, athi ‘ngbone F wami’ kusho yena nami ngvele ngisukume ngimveze...

umfundisi omncane

Usemncane bandla umfundisi wethu. Uhlala yedwa e’mission’ akahlali nomndeni. Iyashumayela bandla ingane yomuntu iphiwe. Size sikhale thina bomama bebhantshi sithi uyadela unina oyizalayo lengane. Namuhla ulwesiNe usuku lomkhuleko.Nathi sibuya ukuyokhuleka. Sivathe zona izevatho zomanyano. Ngihamba noMaNgcobo esikhonza naye. Indlela yethu izokwedlula e’mission’ ukuyobeka imali kapholishi ebiqoqwa amakhosikazi. Nakhoke angisamuzwa kahle uMaNgcobo. Useyambundaza nje. Akasazimisele ngokuya kwamfundisi emission. Usengibalela izindlela eziningi. Ngiyabona udinwa ukuthi anginamgosi. Inhliziyo yakhe ikoMaNhlengethwa abahleba naye. ”Kulungile ngizobona ukuthi ngizothola bani angiphelekezele. sengisho ngokunengwa. ”Ok ntombi. ”Asho uMaNgcobo aphambukele endleleni eya kwaMaNhlengethwa sebeyozishwashwada. Ngivele ngiziqhubekele ngedwa ngiye emission. Angemukele kahle umfundisi. Uzigqokele ishirt elinemikhono emifushane nokhololo. Nami ngiziphihle zonke ezejoyini, kusukela i’beret’, isiphika, ibhan...

sang'bhebha is'boshwa ejele ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’ฆ

sang'bhebha is'boshwa ejele ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’ฆ ะ†zั–ngั…ะฐbะฐnะพ ัƒั–zั–ntะพ ะตzั–hะพlะตlะฐ ะตkuthะตnั– zั–ั•hั–ntั•hะต ัƒะพnkะต ั–mั€ั–lะพ ัƒะพmuntu, kungะฐbะต ngะพkuhlะต nะพmะฐ kะฐbั–. Nะฐmั– ngั–ngumuntu nั˜ะต ะพngะฐhlukั–lะต kwะฐbะฐnัƒะต ะฐbะฐntu. ะ•ัƒะฐmั– ั–ndะฐbะฐ ngั–nะฐmะฐhlะพnั– ngะฐัƒะพ umะฐ ngั–ัะฐbะฐngะฐ, kะพdwะฐ kะพnkะต lะพkhะพ ั•ะตkwะฐdlulะฐ futhั– ะฐngั–ั•ะฐzั–zwะตlั– ngั–nะตัะฐlะฐ ngะฐั€hะฐkะฐthั– ngะพkwะตnzะตkะฐ, ัƒั–wะพ nั˜ะต umbuั•ะพ wะฐั•ะตNั–ngั–zั–mu ะfrั–kะฐ ะพbะพnะฐ kuัƒั–ัะฐlะฐ. uRะพั•ะต ั–ัะพllะตะฐguะต ัƒะฐmั– ัƒะตnะฐ ะตั•ั–ngะพั˜ะตlะต nะฐัƒะต kukะฐbั–lั–, ๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ’“ ngั–ัƒะฐmthะฐndะฐ futhั– ngั–ัƒะฐmzะพndะฐ kะฐkhulu.๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’” Uัƒะฐbะพnะฐ mั–nะฐ ngะฐngั– ะตngะฐgะตd tะพ ะฐ wะพndะตrful mะฐn, umuntu ะพwะฐัƒะตั•ะตmะฐndlะตnั– ะตัƒั– ั€ะพlั–tั–ัั–ะฐn ะฐnd ะตnะตkuั•ะฐั•ะฐ ะตlั–gqะฐmั–lะต. ะšะพdwะฐ ngะฐngั–dั–nwะฐ ั–ัะพnั•ั– lะฐkhะต, ะฐngั–zwะฐnั– mั–nะฐ nะตัะพnั•ั–. ะkuthั– ngะพmunัƒะต nั˜ะต uะœั•ะพmbulukะพ ั•ั–ั…ะฐbะฐnะต ั•ั–ัั–ั•hะต ั•ั–bะฐmbะฐnะต ngะตzะฐndlะฐ nะฐัƒะต uะ…thะตmbั–ั•ะพ. ะ…ั–bะฐngะฐ ั–ntะพ ะตwumbhะตdะพ lะพ wะฐngะตmั€ะตlะฐ. Uthั– ufunะฐ ngั–ngะฐbะต ngั–ั•ะฐlั–gqะพkะฐ ั–bhulukwะต ะตmั•ะตbะตnzั–nั–, kuhlulะต nะพmะฐ ั•ะตngั–mัhะฐzะตlะฐ ukuthั– lั–ัƒั–ngั…ะตnัƒะต ัƒะต unั–fะพrm nั˜ะตngะพbะฐ mั–nะฐ ngั–nguั˜ะตlะต. Ngะฐngั–zะพngะตnะฐ ะตbuั•uku. Ngะฐzะต ngะฐhะฐmbะฐ ngะฐmั•hั–ัƒะฐ ะตั•ะตngั–dubั–lะต. N...

3 sum wasibhebha umfana nosisi wami

Ngalingeka bafazi๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ†ngiyaxolisa Part 1 Ngenhla yezikhukhula sesilalise umfana wangasekhaya emqashweni wethu no cc wami ona 37 mina ngina 22 besebkuba nguyena u Spha lobesisamqubisile ona 26 sifunda naye etekwini college hhayike sesijwayelene vele sisuka emakhaya andawonye sekungathi sabandawonye nje kumnandi avele abuye nama savana ngo goodfriday uSpah ๐Ÿ˜‹siphuze Kubemnandi sidakwe silale avele u cc alale kuqala ๐Ÿ›Œ sisale siphuza no Sya hhay nami ngigcine sengilele kanti ucc ubejwayele ukumlalisa abebwu number 3kuqale mina odongeni kulandele ucc phakathi nendawo bese kuba wu Spah ekugcineni...manje uSpha naye ngimuzwe esengena embhedeni alale emva kwami mmm๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹ngivele ngiqhanyelwe yaz๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆngikhumbule umthondo๐Ÿ™ˆ Hhay silale lapho ngifake i nity vele๐Ÿ‘—and mcane limbede yi doublebed so mangilala ngiyigwala ngibambelela kucc๐Ÿซ‚ngibelethe kuyena kuze kuse....namanjeke sengithe ne kucc emhlane wakhe yena ungifulathele nami ngimfulathele u spha ngimshiye nedidi ngemumva ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹yaz uSpah naye ave...

LANGIBHEBHA ISECURITY P2

Kwakuqathaka amaphepha namapeni etafuleni lila iSecurity ngomthondo ๐Ÿ˜‹esihlikiza isibumbu sami. Lapho uvele waphenya isketi ngagobela etafuleni, uyangbhebha lomuntu akadlali "mmmm bby wami ngidle bby ngingowakho" lapho ulokhu egqiha kancane abuye awukhiphe awudlise kumalebe ami. Avele akhiphe jacket enkulu yamaSecurity kuLocker ayindlale phansi alale abheke phezulu lapho umthondo uphi perpendicular to the surface mmm uconsa amafutha phambili ngisho ngenhliziyo ukuthi ngaze ngabusiseka eMpangeni, nglungise kahle isketi sami ngizichome kulomthondokazi ngifende kabili kathathu ngiwuzwe ungena wonke uyonqonqoza esbelethweni lapho ngyakhala "mmmmm kodwa lv ubukuphi yonke leminyaka" ngizwe ngokhathala phela iWOT ayidlali. Ngvele ngilale esfubeni sakhe bese ngidlalisa nje iqolo ngimuzwe engibamba izinqe engilekelela mangifenda ebhongisa okwenkunzi ngaphansi. Ngisho ngimnkonkoshela umantshingelane wami ngichama ngezwa umzimba ukhathala ngayeka ukfenda ngalala esifubeni se...

Kanti kunjan kulomuzi? Part 4

Hhiya bathakathi bansondo,ngasuka ngaya egumbini lami ngacambalala,ngidla amathambo enqondo ngizibuza ngiziphendula ukuthi lento esiyenzayo nomalumekazi iyogcina ngani,iqiniso mina ngangingayithandi futhi yayizogcina iwuhlukanisa umndeni kanti nomalume wayezongibuka njengenja engabongi.cha mele ngiyiyeke lento kodwa imnandi nje!cha ngizoke ngizoyiyeka,ngatholaumlayezo owangidida kakhulu owawubuya kuAndisa owawuthi"Msizi ngikukhumbule yazi angazi kungani bt I Do"cha wangidida lomlayezo kangangoba ngahluleka nowuyiphendula.kwahlwa ngalala kwasa ngavuka ngaqoqa okungokwami ngavalelisa ngashona eskoleni,ngathatha amaviki ngisebenza kanzima ngizama ukuvala legebe elivuleke ngigula,sasilokhu siqhubekile nokuxhumana nomalume nabobonke ekhaya engifakela nemali umalume ukuthi ngingasweli lutho ekolishi.kwathi mahlayeni zaphuma izimali zikababa ngabizwa ngayozisayinela,ngamutshela nomalume nowavele wangitshela ukuthi angiyigcine yena usazoqhubeka nokungenzela konke engikufunayo,wangid...

umabhebhana

umabhebhana emqashweni 2 of 5 Umakhi wamy unginika kahle impela.. Kodwa angikhohlwa nje into engiyizele lar ukuthi mele ngisebenze ngilobole intombi yami yasemakhaya umama womtwana wamy. Igolo likwenza ugcine sewenza izinto owawuzitshela ukuthi awusoze wazenza uwumjita. Yabo kona uma uzolinikwa kahle inqondo iyahamba impela hhe ayi idaliwe lento boh. Ayi mangisho nje ukuthi selokhu ngabhebhana nomakhelwane wamy sekuphele nya ukungalali ngihayizelelwa bandla. Akusafiki ntshebe nje igolo lamakhi selimfimfithwa imina ngedwa nje sekumina umakhonya. Umakhelwane seke angivakashele nala endlini yami ngimuhlikize impela. Ngize ngicabange ukuthi hlampe ingane kamastende iyasizwa nje bandla. Phela yona ihlala lapha emqashweni ukuze ikwazi ukuba seduze nesikolo. Yona yinhle uyabona nje ukuthi ilenhlobo ekhule idla kahle. Ngibuye ngiyisize ngezifundo njee ayi njalo. Owk ngiphume espani earl ngabona kungcono ukuthi ngifonele ibaby lamy eliwumakhelwane. Ngilifonele nangempela alibambr.hello ngiseman...

Kanti mina ungibamba ngani?

Mithathu iminyaka ngihlala ngiqashe la kaDube. Siyezwana impela nalensizwa yakaMhlabuyalingana ingithembile ngisho kunokungezwani nomathandana wayo ngizwa isimemeza " WeNdlovu awuze ngala nsizwa yakhithi ungizwise nangu umhlola ngibhedelwa yilomfazi". Bengiye ngifike ibambene impi ngizame intokazi yakhona ize ingibuze ukuthi ngize ngidlale uDube ezongilalelisa into engekho kwenzenjani. Isho iqhakele phezu kombhede ingibuka ngamehlo amancane angathi aweshayina ngikhophozele. Yaynokuthi kusaxoxwa iphakamise idolo sengathi ibanjwe yinkwanshu kuvele amhlophe qwaa amathanga nephenti elihlezi limhlophe. UJabu lo unomoya ophansi sidalo sakhe ngele kokuba umsukele. Yinhle impela intombi yakwabo ngomzimba ophakathi nendawo kubonakala la kwehlukana khona okhalweni. Usho ngamabele ezwa ubra ongemkhulu alingene isisu ucishe ungasibonu uma unganakile kanti usenezingane ezimbili esezikhulile sezifunda amabangeni esishiyagalombili nelesishiyagalolunye. Muhle usisi wuphumalanga sikothe ozith...

ukubhejwa abantu ababili

BANGIBHEBHA ABAFANA BANDAWONYE Hey yangilahla ingelosi yobufebe igama uNokuthula eShowe kwesikaMzimela isigodi. Ngineminyaka engu26 kodwa angnaye umuntu oqondile owaziwa ekhaya ngyazojolela nje. Kwazise umuntu wakhula esonta wagejwa istage sokujola eziphethe kahle, ngijola nobhuti wakwaMchunu eDBN ngamthola kuwo Facebook lo. Sihlele afake eyokuza nami ngilenze iqiniso ngimvakashele kube mnandi sbhebhane weekend yonke Monday ekseni aye emsebenzini nami ngivuke ngilungele ukuhamba ngshiye isikhiye la angyalele khona. Ngeviki elilandeyo ngizwe lo omunye ubhuti elokhu engibangela iscefe efuna ngimvakashele hhayi bese ngithi angiye, nangempela ngfike eMpangeni siye kubo eMadlanzini ngfike Friday ngzohamba Sunday or Monday uyazi khona ubhuti engijola naye but asixoxi nje ngalokho naye uzifunela mina sfike kuse-early angalindi ngkhuhlane angbingelele ngomthondo sbhebhane sjabule, asho ukuthi kuzofika ubhuti wakhe ebsuku. Nangempela ngabo 9 ebsuku kungene imoto aphume kube nomsindo nje wenjabu...

ngabhejwa esikoleni

Wangibhebha u_Syanda. Kuswleclassin ebsuku syazifundela sodwa njengoba sesenza ugrade 12. Uma sizofunda ebsuku sizifakela izingubo zethu zokuswenka. Nami _ke Ngizifakela ingubo yami e_black engenhla nje kwamadolo. Sekuphele iskhathi esingange hour silinde uthisha ozosifundisa, lutho ukfika! Kuyacaca khona inkinga emvelele endleleni ๐Ÿ˜Š. Sukuyachwaza nalana eclassin umsindo, nghleli noSyanda _ke mina edeskini elisekhoneni ubusy ungincoma ukuma kahle kuvele kuhambe ugesi kube ububhudubhudu izingane ziphuma eclassin babodwa abagodukayo abanye bame izixongololo kuxoxwa izindaba. Syanda e_ena ngicela ungidlulisa kusho mina ngezwi elincane uSyanda engivalele edeskini ebusy engidlalisa amabele ami amakhulu phezu kwevest. Aqhubeke kube sengathi akangizwa ukuthi ngyamkhuza, uthe esuka wayengibrasha amathanga kamnandi eseyinyusile ingubo amathanga wonke angaphandle. "Syanda iwrong lento oyenzayo please stop๐Ÿ˜ฃ๐Ÿคž" Ngisho ngelincane izwi leli nami sengyezwa ngaqhanyelwa manje imnandi lento...

incwadi yokubhejwa

Sawubona Bajabulile Ngayithola incwadi yakho eyangiqhanyeliswa ngendlela emangalisayo. Angikaze ngiqhanyelwe kangaka. Ngavele nga qonda e fridgini ngadumela ukhukhumba okwakufanele ngenze ngayo isalad. Ungeve umkhulu kulowomzuzu. Ngazibhebha ngazibhebha ngawo ngazengachama. Kodwa phela indaba ayiphelanga lapho. Phela seloku sahamba emafamu sahlala namakhaladi, angisalitholi ipipi. Ngaligcina kaNongoma, 10 months ago. Hhayi ke, uyambona u Aunty Mary, umngani ka Ma, ngamuzwa exoxela uMa ukuthi umakhelwana wethu, u Mr George, akuve enomthondo omkhulu, ngamuzwa ethi wambhebha wangakwazi ukuhamba izinsuku ezimbili!! Ngazihlekela kancane. Hhayi ke uMah esehamba eya emsebenzini angithume ukuthi ngimprintele khona ka Mr George, phela unecomputer ne printer. Ngaqala ngayifunda incwadi yakho okokugcina before ngihambe... Ngezwa kushisa isibumbu!! Ngavele ngashinstha ngathi, ngizom-sedusa u Mr George. Phela washonelwa umfazi wakhe last year. Hhawu, ngafika khona nga nokha kabili, ngezwa ngezwi el...